The design is absolutely amazing and the material is surprisingly comfortable! It’s high quality and there’s no regret buying it!
Long ago, when our eyes were still blinded by the machinations of those who seek to destroy us, there was a boy.
This was a boy whose life was still beginning; seemingly an ordinary child, he was well liked by his peers. However, this boy had a secret. A secret that was exposed to the world, abruptly and heinously, like a fart in locked car. The secret? He was a gamer.
Once he was exposed, his world was taken from him. His friends, his family, his job - none were left standing. With nothing left to support him he was left destitute. No food, no drink, nothing left to satisfy his needs. He truly felt that his life had come to an end.
Then, one day shitposting online, he found his salvation. He found that one of his favorite shitposting content creators had partnered with an energy supplement company. This creator had unleashed his flavor upon the world, much like the way the boy's own secret had been: like a fart.
And so, Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 came to be in the boy's possession. With it, his true gamer powers have presented themselves in all of their glory. He now stands at the pinnacle of society: Someone working a 9-5 and being able to come home to enjoy their life as reasonablely possible.
How do I know the story of such a legend, you ask? Because I am that boy.
Fin.
... oh, and the flavor tastes pretty good.
Has quickly become my favorite waifu cup. Love the design and the fact that all the parts are black. ♡
It's good but I was kind of expecting a stronger flavor. I still gave it 5 stars because it's nor bad at all, I just prefer my lemonade flavors to have much more kick than most people.