Get it? Like Bart Simpson?? "Eat Pant"??? Moving on. This is a criminally slept on product. For about $1.39 a pack, you get a unique and tasty instant ramen that outcompetes the staple brands you'd find in most stores. It's not some bourgeoise ramen made with bone marrow noodles and gold flaked wagyu steak. This is a working man's ramen, of the people, by the people. Easy to make, tasty, quick, and better than competitors. This particular flavor I'd rank above their chicken ramen, about comparable to their Swamp Assassin flavor, and a little below curry flavor. Hard to compete with vegetable though. That said, they're all good, just different kinds of good. There is a Venn Diagram of who doesn't like these noodles. The left circle are people that even No Child Left Behind had to leave behind. The right circle are people suffering from a traumatic head injury of some sort, likely self induced. Where they meet are Cybertruck owners. Don't be dumb, eat the anime ramen and enjoy life. Anyway, here's a recipe on how to turn a blue collar bowl of beef ramen into something that would warm the heart of even the most soulless capitalist ghoul. [[[In the bowl you plan to eat out of, add a single egg yolk, a comparable volume of Kewpie mayo and sriracha each, a 1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder, onion powder, and ginger powder. Thoroughly combine into a loose paste. After cooking the noodles properly (in the broth), slowly poor small amounts of the broth into this paste while mixing quickly. This will temper the egg yolk instead of cooking it, making it safe to eat similar to a Hollandaise sauce. Once you've fully incorporated the broth and paste into a well combined broth, add the noodles and enjoy.]]] Boom, now you've got fancy man ramen. It only took a few extra minutes, assuming you own more spices than salt and pepper.
