Customer Reviews

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Eric New
Surprised but satisfied

Genuinely surprised that it actually both tastes and smells like an apple pie, genuinely my favorite flavor I've tried so far.

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Christopher Koch
Too Much Caffeine

I only bought it because the caffeine-free version was apparently discontinued. Otherwise I would have continued to buy and drink that.

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Toby
Not my favorite but not undrinkable either

The taste is ok, but I tend to find the flavors on this site far sweeter than I'm really interested in. Schlatt Milk turned out great when I ordered that one though, so I took the risk and bought another dessert flavor; it's kind of on me lol. It's not very heavy on the apple flavor and as other commenters pointed out it looks a little like you're drinking piss, lol, but not the end of the world. Honestly could have gone with other colors though, red and green both fit the apple theme, but I digress. I think I would like it more with a stronger, sort of tart apple flavor to contrast the overly sweet cinnamon and balance it out, but if you really want something sweet this might be a good flavor for you. If you're unsure, I recommend buying when there's a promo going on; my free Fixed Me cup softened the blow for me lol, felt like I only payed 25 for the supps and not 50. I still drink it though. I'm planning on mixing it with the other two flavors I have but I don't have high hopes for Sakura Splash and Schlatt Milk is already really sweet, but I might get lucky. I'll also make a point if trying it with the sample packs.

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AstroSkullz
Looks like piss taste like heaven

Don’t put this in a water bottle in your car people will think your drinking pee. It taste delicious. The Apple and cinnamon flavor is really good!

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Jon Snyder
Awesome!

Love the flavor reminds me of a spiced apple cider