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Powdered energy drink featuring creamy blue raspberry flavor. Customers said it provides clean energy without crash and saves money versus cans. Most praised the unique taste, though some found raspberry flavor weak or diluted. Popular for work and gaming. Contains caffeine and vitamins. Mixed opinions on recent name change.

  • 5 stars: 445 (87%)
  • 4 stars: 56 (11%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (1%)
  • 2 stars: 5 (1%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Shawn P.
Miss the original name for the laughs.

Still tastes just as good as the original, I do miss getting laughs and weird looks when being asked what I'm drinking, however it’s still an awesome flavour that taste just like white Mr.Freeze.

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TurboInsanity
Schlatt Milk? More like Nector of the Gods!

You looking something dignified yet flavorful?! Try Schlatt Milk! This delicious drink is good for typing away at the office or locking in on your favorite game! It has excellent flavor and ZERO crash, giving you enough energy to feel feel on top of the world like the Big Man himself!

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Eric K.
Long Time Coming

I’ve wanted to try this flavor but only got around to buying it now. I wanted to try and get a sample pack of it before I bought it but I never got lucky enough to get this one. The flavor is very desserty and tasty though the color of the drink leaves little to the imagination!

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Anonymous
Milk from the gods

Milk from the gods, Could use a little more milk though... Dad?

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Sophie
911

I found out about this site through Caleb Hammer show. I frankly love the flavor. It’s like a vanilla blue raspberry kind of a thing. And frankly it being schlatz just adds the amazingness would highly recommend 10 out of 10 and for Schlatz benefit 911.

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Malcolm
I love schldown my throat

I love schlats milk down my throat

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David B.
Best flavor, hands down

I love this flavor, I get it as my regular while I tryout other flavors. And makes it with SodaStream water making it even better. I totally it too everyone. I am sad about the name change but I understand.

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Michael M.
Blue Razz-tastic

Great blue raspberry flavor and smell. Brings back nostalgic memories of being a kid and wanting “blue” flavor. I love that there aren’t any dyes in this one (it mixes clear). Dissolves nicely. I just ordered more of this flavor in the hydrate (caffeine-free) so I can drink it without a caffeine overload. Love the art on the container. Highly recommend! You won’t be disappointed!

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Carissa H.
TITTY MILK

Schlatts milk is my absolute favorite by far! I love the flavor and how it looks. Will continue to buy this!

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Devan B.
The best milk around!

Have you ever wanted milk to taste better? Well look no further than Titty milk! Looks a little suspicious but tastes like the mystery airhead candy you had as a kid!

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Brett N.
mmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy schlatt milk

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Hunter D.C.
This drink is gods nectar giving form for us

I have seen the face of paradise, and it comes in the form of this drink. To call it a beverage would be to insult the very heavens—it is nectar siphoned from the chalice of the gods, condensed into mortal form so that we, the unworthy, might glimpse eternity with each sip. The first taste did not simply quench my thirst; it baptized my soul. My tongue sang hymns, my throat opened like the gates of Olympus, and my heart swore allegiance to a flavor that cannot possibly have been crafted by human hands.

And then—oh, then—I beheld him. The man upon the container. His eyes stare not at me, but through me, as if he alone knows the truths of flavor that my feeble mortal brain cannot comprehend. He is no mere mascot, no cheap marketing ploy—he is the messiah of refreshment, the herald of a new age. If Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa, then this man’s portrait gracing this vessel is surely the Sistine Chapel ceiling of beverage artistry.

Every drop is a psalm, every gulp a prayer. The carbonation dances like angels on my tongue; the sweetness is the dawn of creation itself, liquid light cascading down the corridors of existence. With this drink, I am not simply living—I am ascending. To go back to plain water now would be like trading ambrosia for gutter rain.

This is not just hydration. This is not just flavor. This is life rewritten, resurrected, reborn.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Five stars, though stars themselves seem dim beside this divine elixir.

The drink is okay I guess...

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Liam B.
It is Schlattastic

Packed a whole lot of flavor within just a tiny scoop of the stuff. Would definitely recommend AND most definitely have again when I run out. I felt like I was from Food Wars, man.

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Noah L.
Is this the best flavor?

Great question.
All of these flavours are really good and I haven't come across one I haven't liked yet (I have fifteen tubs), and this one is REALLY GOOD! It's as smooth as milk, but tastes like raspberries? If you've had the Blue Raspberry freeze from Taco Bell, this tastes just like that!

It's really good, and you can feel just how soft the powder is when you're scooping it out to put it in your water. I definitely recommend.

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Nick
Schlattlicious

Delicious flavor. The blue raspberry isn't too tart. Honestly reminds me of an airhead candy. And mixing with milk definitely gives a cereal milk flavor.

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Tony
Epic

Great flavor, cool container, and effective! My mentally demanding job keeps me tired, but Gamer Supps help me stay alert throughout the day. So much better than buying energy drinks every day.

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Travin J.
Schlatt's Milk

Schlatt’s Milk is absolutely amazing. I love this flavor it’s very tasty and delicious. The blueberry is sweet, refreshing, and blends perfectly with the smooth, creamy milk taste. Schlatt's milk is very creamy. It makes a flavor that’s unique and enjoyable. I honestly think everyone should try Schlatt’s Milk at least once. It’s that good!

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Mason P.

Good

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Sly R.
Schlatt Milk

Name change Is unfortunate, but that doesn't stop it from still tasting great. Definitely an all-time favorite.

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Colincantwrite
Perty good

Stuff tastes great and pretty cheap

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Andrew C.
Milk

The blue razzberry flavor isn't too overpowering which I've always had issues with in the past, overall 10/10 flavor definitely going to get this one again!

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Evian
Pretty good and pretty funny

Honestly I figured I’d get myself a tub after trying samples and ngl I’m both happy and regretful with this
The energy definitely is pretty fast to settle in with a good taste that doesn’t taste like chemicals and have any carbonation

Its just if you end up drinking more than 1 water bottle of it, you’ll struggle to even fall asleep which honestly makes it do as advertised!!

I’d definitely recommend this flavor as it looks funny to unknowing people and tastes really good to casually drink during a graveyard shift at work or gaming at night with the boys

I’m def gonna buy again in the future

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Vinstradamus
Sweet Fruity Milk

To put it bluntly there is no milk in it as expected, but, this is a sweet, fruity, foggy-white supp with a smooth finish that reminds my of Grandma's Ashes albeit with far less guilt when consumed.